Obama will never be half the man nor love America as much as Reagan did.
Obama will never eat as many flags throughout his presidency like Reagan did. Reagan holds the current flag-eating record at 3,463 flags during his presidency. Obama is currently only at 1,072.
Here we see pictured: Reagan in action during one of his flag feedings. This is speculated to be approximately his 560th flag consumed.
Slow down, grab the wall, wiggle like you trynna make yo ass fall off
msg me if u want hints
Happy to report that my surgery was a success and I now have no limbs :)
*flicks through my notes of what’s popular to say online at the moment*
(baby starts to speak its first words)
me: dad ? :-)
baby: die cis scum
*teenage white girl voice* umm, it’s a free country
I may have reblogged this recently but holy shit the noise it makes when he slaps the bowl out of his hand fucking kills me.
Fireworks start going off in the ghetto and white people be like
as a white peson,i am white and not taylor swift, when fireworks go off i do not turn into her
HOLD UP!!!!! YOU’RE WHITE?! AND NOT TAYLOR SWIFT??!!!
got you a bouquet