*me coming down stairs*
mom: now that you’re awake, can you clean th-
jade got right the fuck to business like, step 1, look cute, step 2, look like u can kill a motherfucker jade harley doesnt fuck around
my chinese students really love english profanity because they dont get in trouble for it
i try to just ignore it so they don’t get a reaction and keep using it
but today during a creative writing exercise, a character was arguing with a dragon, and the kids needed to decide what the character would yell
this one kid raises his hand and calmly submits his suggestion of “f*ck you, you foolish dragon motherf*cker”
i dont know its just
its difficult not to react to that
when you bottom for the first time after being a top all your life
I don’t remember this Hannah Montana/Suite Life cross over :\
As soon as I learned Nicki Minaj voiced Sugilite, I had to
sometimes she’s Kim K sometimes she’s Beyonce…
and sometimes she’s britney
and sometimes she’s lindsay
and sometimes she’s italian pop sensation isabella parigi
me: wow this is fucked up
vagina: idk it’s kinda hot :|
me: vagina no
vagina: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Its decided my life goal is now to star in an infomercial
How do white people survive?
Is she trying to clean up that wine with a copy of Sonic 2?
All about me
no but for real did the lady that tripped over the toy truck actually die???
- baby: d-d-d-d
- dad: daddy?
- baby: destroy capitalism
- karl marx: nice