(baby starts to speak its first words)
me: dad ? :-)
baby: die cis scum
*teenage white girl voice* umm, it’s a free country
I may have reblogged this recently but holy shit the noise it makes when he slaps the bowl out of his hand fucking kills me.
Fireworks start going off in the ghetto and white people be like
as a white peson,i am white and not taylor swift, when fireworks go off i do not turn into her
HOLD UP!!!!! YOU’RE WHITE?! AND NOT TAYLOR SWIFT??!!!
got you a bouquet
I love how he just catches her
i love how he did what he was supposed to do. i love how he didn’t powerbomb her through the ice and smash her spine into several pieces. i ship it.
oh i guess its illegal to be gay in kansas now. *packs bags* *hitchhikes out of state*
AW LOOK AT HIM HE LOOKS SO PROUD OF HIMSELF LOOK AT THAT LIL SMILE OMG I CAN JUST FEEL THE HAPPINESS THIS DOG IS BEAUTIFUL OMG
- kansas: it's okay to discriminate somebody you think is gay
- seemingly gay person: *blinks*
- kansas: HAVE THEM BEHEADED.
byakuya togami throwin’ down the sick burns