badab1ng:

Same.

badab1ng:

Same.



aaronkirilenko:

*me coming down stairs*

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mom: now that you’re awake, can you clean th-

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homuratrash:

jade got right the fuck to business like, step 1, look cute, step 2, look like u can kill a motherfucker jade harley doesnt fuck around



nonomella:

my chinese students really love english profanity because they dont get in trouble for it

i try to just ignore it so they don’t get a reaction and keep using it

but today during a creative writing exercise, a character was arguing with a dragon, and the kids needed to decide what the character would yell

this one kid raises his hand and calmly submits his suggestion of “f*ck you, you foolish dragon motherf*cker”

i dont know its just 

its difficult not to react to that



kinkydonuts:

gabite:

everything about shrek gets notes smh 

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(Source: cindycrawfordhair)




blackabsol:

when you bottom for the first time after being a top all your life 




dontkillcosima:

I don’t remember this Hannah Montana/Suite Life cross over :\

(Source: gracieisabelladzienny)




roidyraw:

As soon as I learned Nicki Minaj voiced Sugilite, I had to



whoredinarygirl:

yet another unrealistic standard

whoredinarygirl:

yet another unrealistic standard

(Source: v-i-q-q-e-n)




yojesus:

snatchedweaves:

jackballs:

no:

sometimes she’s Kim K sometimes she’s Beyonce…

and sometimes she’s britney

and sometimes she’s lindsay

and sometimes she’s italian pop sensation isabella parigi

lizzy mcguire movie



rexuality:

me: wow this is fucked up
vagina: idk it’s kinda hot :|
me: vagina no
vagina: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)




meganebutterflyrei:

electromoonbeam:

nextlevelgoogly:

poolfullofjello:

i-cant-believe-its-not-chicken:

i-cant-believe-its-not-chicken

Its decided my life goal is now to star in an infomercial 

How do white people survive?

Is she trying to clean up that wine with a copy of Sonic 2?

All about me

no but for real did the lady that tripped over the toy truck actually die???



  • baby: d-d-d-d
  • dad: daddy?
  • baby: destroy capitalism
  • karl marx: nice


jamieprivateschoolgirl:

royalbloood:

you should want a bad street like this

 omg

jamieprivateschoolgirl:

royalbloood:

you should want a bad street like this

omg



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